Instead of one speech, tonight we offer twelve. Follow this link to Mental_Floss to read twelve speeches that were never given including Nixon’s speech prepared in case of a moon landing failure, Eisenhower’s speech if the European invasion failed and the speech JFK was to give the day he was assassinated. Follow the link and have a look, you won’t regret it.
Below is a small section of Sarah Palin’s victory speech which was, thankfully, never delivered:
As for my own family, well, it’s been quite a journey these past 69 days. We were ready, in defeat, to return to a place and a life we love. And I said to my husband Todd that it’s not a step down when he’s no longer Alaska’s ‘First Dude.’ He will now be the first guy ever to become the ‘Second Dude.